
We know they’re not expected to be pretty, amazing or especially creative. But shouldn’t stock photos at least make sense? These medical stock photos, lifted from legitimate stock photo sites and (rather harshly) judged by our panel of experts, definitely missed that point.
(Thanks to Katy, Nora, Greg, Mark, Katherine and Matt for their caption contributions. You can go back to work now.)
10) The biker doc
9) The overzealous masseuse
8) The nurse with munchies
7) The suave doctor

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“That’s when I gazed handsomely into my patient’s sapphire orbs with a look of stone-cold confidence. ‘What’s wrong with me?’ she pleaded. ‘Nothing,’ I said with a dashing smile. ‘Nothing I can’t fix….'”
6) The blankly staring surgeon
5) The multitasking practitioner

“It made this sound like ‘BEEP! BOOOOOOP!’ and then it died. No. Just ‘BEEP!’ and then a long ‘BOOP!’ Yes, I tried restarting it.”
4) The out-of-place nurse
3) The focused med students
2) The kinda underage doc

I was a little worried when the directions to the doctor’s office said “The trailer on the side of the freeway with the sign saying Dr. Tiffany, Jr. Varsity Squad/M.D.,” But at least she was in my HMO.
1) The world’s ugliest miracle